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May 1, 2007

Two New Songs from I Am The Phantom

Check out the new tracks here.

I Am The Phantom is an extremely experimental hip hop (of sorts) collaboration between myself, Squaw Music, and Ryan Dennler.

New tracks include Daily Progress and Gypsy Vagabond, two mellow songs guaranteed to turn your mind to gelatinous ooze.

This is one of many projects by the Inhuman Genome Project.

Visit the Inhuman Genome Project Myspace page.

Visit the I Am The Phantom Myspace page.

May 2, 2007

InhumanGenome.com "Listen" Page Revamped!

The Inhuman Genome Project's official web site has been updated with new songs on the Listen page.

It is now broken down by project, and has a nice variety of songs, both old and new. Included is a "Play All" player with shuffle and repeat settings, in case you'd like to spend your entire day being reprogrammed.

May 22, 2007

And Now for Today's Joke...

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."

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