Danny 101

Uhh... can somebody explain to me why people get excited over that stuff? Luckily I had good company, but the game itself... wow.

And uhh... The Gators beat The Vols, bitches!

Kids, eat your veggies.

I keep getting emails from people who put quotes from famous people in their signatures. Sometimes it could be a quote from renowned philosopher Donald Trump, while other times the quote might be attributed to some guy named Yeats. I thought this was an excellent idea, so I'm going to be including in all of my email signatures quotes from my personal role model, poetic master and lyrical wizard Pinhead. Examples include:

"Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you."

"I . . . am . . . pain"

"Human dreams... such fertile ground for the seeds of torment."

"You think your nighttime world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked. A book that yearns to be read. A door that begs to be opened."

"Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven."

"Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!"

"But please, feel free, explore. We have eternity to know your flesh."

"It is not hands that summon us. It is desire."

"Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others."

"We have such sights to show you!"

"Do I look like some one who cares what God thinks?"

"You solved the box, we came, Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures."

"You show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist plot."