I'm happy to announce to my bretheren that I have given myself to a higher power. I have utterly transcended this most material of realms and now inhabit a higher plane, with a higher calling - to deny access the demons that once infected my mortal brain. No more will they stab their pitchforks into the fleshy surface membrane of my cerebrum. No longer will they torture me nightly with their harrowing forays into the gelatinous pool of cerebrospinal fluid that keeps my organ of consciousness moist. Nevermore will they possess my thoughts and force me to perform their evil deeds as if those evils were of my own accord. I am finally free to live the life of purity and sanctity for which I was destined. Praise Me.